...that I couldn't get any weirder than chatting to a randomer in the Open Access room.

...that I couldn't get any weirder than singing 'La Vie Boheme' with some girl I don't know.

...that I couldn't get weirder than almost laughing as one of my fellow groups ripped up a bible in there piece, as everyone else gasped.

...and then making 'Bible in a Bottle' out of some of the discarded pages. ^^


I was wrong.



So, I missed my train. By all of ONE MINUTE! So I head to the platform for the next train that will take me most of the way home, and some other guy who missed the same train follows me. At first, don't judge me, I thought he was a girl (he had really wide-legged pants that looked like a skirt and quite long hair) he smiled at me, I smiled back. he asked if it was the right platform for our train, I told him 'I hope so' while thinking 'Shit! He's a guy! Is he gay/a transvestite?' (not that I have anything against either.

We randomly started chatting... His name James Micheal (everyone calls him Mike) I won't tell you most of what we talked about. He was cool in a weird way and weird in a cool way. He has long hair, is a guitarist in a band (I was ticking things off my 'list of things I like in a guy' ) he has a welsh accent (one of the three accents (irish scottish and welsh) that I LOVE)

My friend Zoe turned up and, after her initial awkwardness, was suddenly as much into our mad convo as we were.

We ended up: styling Zoe's hair into a 'Dipsy Do'
stealing one each of Mike's rings.
Mike bit my LONGEST nail (and took it as a souvenir)
we all swapped names (for facebook) and numbers
Mike 'fondled' my hand, blew my hand, licked my hand, bit my finger...
I fondled his hair, licked his face and his hand...
Me and Mike bit each other...

Oh yeah, I also rubbed my boobs over his head. All of three times. Left him with 'boob hair'.


He has a girlfriend. (with smaller boobs than me)


Who cares anyway! He, me and Zo are meeting up in Manchester to go to Aflex next Wednesday. ^^


And I thought I couldn't get any weirder today! XD

I hope your day is a good one!

I myself have a day all planned. Packed full off pool-filled frivolity, vampire movies at home and away, awesome costumes, sweets, chocolate, alcohol and of course, the company of my best friend for the whole weekend! ^^

Oh, fun will be had!

...Well, not just me, and only the one poem, but still!

I entered a competition in my last year at college, I entered two poems and one story section, all of which are in my gallery if you want to work out which they are. Anyway, I got an email letting me know that 'Blind' [link] won a place along with the other winning entries in the competitions yearly anthology!

I'm SO excited!

I will receive a copy of the book at the awards ceremony in Manchester this December!


Eeeeeeeee! XD ^^

Greetings and Salutations Human Units!
I have some very important news: The Cake is a Lie.

Thank you, please carry on with your short and meaningless lives.


-five walks in-

What the... You! Get outta here! This is MY Journal!

-clears throat- Sorry for that interruption folks... That creap's been following me around all morning. So, I'm at Uni, again. I've got a lesson at three so I can't stay and tye for too long. I just needed to say... What was it again? Oh yeah! 'Alice is Dead. Kill The Rabbit' ^^

Thank you. That will be all.



(Pointless Journal is Pointless)

This is my first entry now I'm at Uni. It's an update from within her very walls! ^^

So, it's awesome here! Some of the lectures leave me kinda dazzled and confused but the practical sessions more than make up for that...

I've already made some friends, of course we're the weird ones! I even have someone to take the train home with every night, so, yay!



It is exhausting sometimes, especially today with the times I need to be up and on my trains for... but I guess that'll get easier as time goes on. ^^






That's all for now folks! I have a lesson in ten. Bye! XD