The Difference Between a Gamer and a Magpie:
Gamer:
Ooooh, that's shiny. What is that? Is it useful?
Dammit, the Heartless nabbed it. Only one thing to do...
Stab - Slice - Loot
Oh, it's just a heart.
Does it give me a skills boost? Does it increase luck?
Does it level me up at all?
No. It's useless
Mapgie:
Ooooh! Shiny! I must find it and have it and make it my own.
Oh, it's going away... I'll follow it!
Sneak - Follow - Find
Oh, it's a boy.
A shiny boy with shiny clothes and a shiny sword
I shall make him my own.
Here, Mr Knight. This is my favouritist shiny.
Take it with you, it will bring you luck.
Gamer/Knight:
I don't need this.
Toss - Break - Smash
Magpie:
Well, there goes my heart...















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"Death is patiently making my mask as I sleep.Each morning I awake
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The Exquisite Corpse
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"Evil's so much more interesting than good, don't you think?" - Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey
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